John McCain Invented the Blackberry

Or at least that is his contention.

MIAMI — Move over, Al Gore. You may lay claim to the Internet, but John McCain helped create the BlackBerry.

At least that’s the contention of a top McCain policy adviser, Douglas Holtz-Eakin. Waving his BlackBerry personal digital assistant and citing McCain’s work as a senator, he told reporters Tuesday, “You’re looking at the miracle that John McCain helped create.”

Republican’s and Faux News do such a good job spreading rediculous shit like this all the time.

Last night on Hannity and Colms did an entire segment on Obama’s support of Infanticide. Everyone knows this is absurd, but just saying it is enough to get the thought into the consciousness of the public.

So let me try a few:

John McCain called his wife a Cunt in public

John McCain thinks he invented the Blackberry

John McCain hates Black People

John McCain hates women

John McCain wants to bomb Great Britian in retrobutiuon for the War of 1812

John McCain proposed a bill to remove Utah from the United States because he hates Mitt Romney

You see what I did there, I started with something that is true, like say “Barack Obama said that people in poorer parts of the country are bitter because of their expereiences” and ended with something rediculous like “Barack Obama is a secret muslim who hates America”.

And then, the news stations will spend weeks arguing about weather or not Barack Obama is secretly a muslim, instead of talking about what John McCain proposes to do differently then Bush to fix our economy.


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